Saturday, May 19, 2007

Should the District of Columbia be given Statehood?



(This Article first ran
in April of 2006!)
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Should the District of Columbia be given Statehood?
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The short answer is NO! The long answer is: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Washington is a city, a government compound, if you please; it is anything but a state! And it should never become a state… unless… the Nation’s Capitol is moved to a more centralized location in the US. Then, I would propose breaking the District up and returning those parts of the district which had formerly belonged to the neighboring states… if they will take it back, which, frankly, I doubt. That portion belonging to Virginia has already been returned. The remaining portion used to belong to Maryland.

George Washington, the nations first president, chose the spot, a swamp named “Foggy Bottom”, upon which to build the city. It was close to his home, don’t you see. Sadly, Washington never served as President in the city, which bears his name. Somehow, I suspect that given a look at what the city has become today, Washington would ask that his name be removed.

Not to worry, those pushing for statehood for the District already have a new name chosen: “New Columbia”. I’ve not heard whether the folks in the Old Columbia, which is the capitol city of South Carolina, would mind, or not. I dare say they haven’t been asked.

The city was created as a “municipal corporation” on February 21st, 1871. And it’s been nothing but trouble and a drain on the US Treasury ever since.

The rambling here is, hopefully, to establish a truth which seems to be very inconvenient for those who want statehood for DC. The truth is: Washington was conceived as a city within which to locate the seat of the US Government. It was not to be in a state, or any portion of a state. It was to be in a district… separate, and apart, from ANY state!

Another inconvenient fact is that statehood for DC would be unconstitutional. That’s right! Unconstitutional!

You see, The Constitution specifies “a federal district not exceeding ten miles square.” It is not to be a part of any state. Today the District is six times as large as the constitution stipulated at over 61 square miles

It is my personal belief that only a constitutional amendment can legally make a state of the District of Columbia.

Many disagree. A number believe that the government compound could be shrunk down to contain only those federal buildings, which are a part of the government and the remainder of that 61 square miles turned into a state.

The Democrats, especially, love the idea of statehood for DC. They know they would get three liberal democrat members of the Senate, and Congress, right off the bat. According to the 2000 census there are 343,312 Blacks in DC. Whites account for only 176,101. That’s 60% Black and 30% White. The median age is 34.6 years old.

Right now, when numbers mean so much for the Democrats, you can bet they are looking, and lusting after, the District of Columbia.

Why do I bring this up now? I refer you to the second paragraph above this one. You can bet that should the Democrats manage to win the Congress, (This happened in November of 2006!) or just the US House, a new push for statehood for DC will be introduced, almost immediately. And, another thing you can bet on… if they can figure out a way to get the job done, short of a constitutional amendment, they will see that DC becomes the 51st state of New Columbia ASAP. I mean, 93% of the voters casting ballots in DC in the last election, voted democrat. That fact alone should tell you all you really need to know about the “Statehood for DC” push.

So, if the Congress wishes to diminish the size of the District say, down to the constitutionally mandated ten square miles, that’s fine by me. But, I would insist that the remainder of the current District be returned to Maryland and/or any other state from which the land was originally appropriated.

The final answer, so far as I am concerned, is no statehood for the District of Columbia, no matter its size and population… ever.

Longstreet

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4 comments:

John C. Hathaway said...

Why would they go to all that trouble? Why not just annex the land back into VA and MD?

BTW, Columbia, SC, was so named because it was modeled after Washington, D.C. as a planned capital and designed by the same architect who designed Washington.

Anonymous said...

The Democrats, especially, love the idea of statehood for DC. They know they would get three liberal democrat members of the Senate, and Congress, right off the bat. According to the 2000 census there are 343,312 Blacks in DC. Whites account for only 176,101. That’s 60% Black and 30% White. The median age is 34.6 years old.
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Sounds kinda racist to me......
Maybe it proves that Blacks (with the exception od Condi and Powell) are smarter than the majority of whites.... I suspected it all along.....
If they were consrvative voters you'd be right behind hit....
I think they should strip statehood from all the old Confederate states.

Longstreet said...

“I think they should strip statehood from all the old Confederate states.”
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You’ve dangled the bait and I will take it!

Frank, you cannot imagine how happy that would make us!!! As soon as we stopped celebrating, we’d seal the southern border with Mexico and begin preparing for an invasion South into Mexico, Central America, and Venezuala. Illegal Immigrants would be rounded up, by placing bounties on their heads, and deported. Illegal entry into the country would, most likely, become a crime punishable by death. Oil rigs would spring up almost overnight off the eastern shore and even more in the Gulf. Cuba would soon be a territory of ours, as would the Bahamas etc., etc. !

Oh, man, the possibilities are endless!

Thanks for the dream! Made my day!

Best regards!

Longstreet

Anonymous said...

I was merely joking old buddy.... Those States would actually become like Puerto Rico, and other occupied territories that our imperial government refuses to grant independence to. And there is a Republican who is stopping the drilling off the coast of Florida, his name is Jeb Bush, and that just shows the intelligence of his parents naming someone "Jeb".