Wednesday, May 17, 2006

"We Don't Need No Stinkin US Arms!"


Is this funny... or what?

It sure looks as if ole Hugo’s boys, down in Venezuela, are continuing to lose their ever-loving minds at an ever increasing speed! Their paranoia is eating them up… and with good reason.

Now the Chavez boys are proclaiming, publicly, that the US decision to stop all future arms sales to Venezuela is a sure sign that the US is preparing an INVASION!


Oh my, what an inferiority complex can do to a dictatorship in the shadow of the US!

In the first place, an "invasion" to stop Chavez, and his henchman, is not necessary. His own self-importance has blinded him to the fact. The fact is this: An “A” team of Green Berets, from Ft. Bragg, could take out his entire government in a weekend!

Hugo’s Vice-President has said, publicly, that Venezuela doesn’t WANT US Arms anyway! Sound familiar? Does this attitude not harken back to the days of the playground bully being chastised by the grammar school teacher withholding something he dearly wants? So childish!

Now, the Chavez bunch (I won’t call them a government… they ain’t that good!) is threatening to sell their entire fleet of US F-16’s to Iran! (All 21 of them.) Apparently Hugo doesn’t know that Iran doesn’t need them. Heck, Iran still has all those planes, which formerly belonged to Saddam Hussein! Remember when Saddam’s Air Force took off… and flew at what would be tree-top level (if they had any trees) to Iran at the start of the First Gulf War?

Furthermore, Hugo seems to have forgotten that he signed an agreement with the US not to sell, or transfer, those planes to a third country.

The “pouting dictator” is threatening to sell, or even GIVE, the planes to Cuba, or even China. Boy, that will really make the US love him!

The man is seriously warped. But then, aren’t most dictators? ALL those guys have a screw loose in the wiring somewhere. They don’t live in the real world with the rest of us. Chavez is a textbook case of a paranoid dictator with delusions of grandeur! He continues to flatter himself with invented threats of invasion by the US.

I continue to say that an invasion will not be necessary to topple Chavez. When the US Special Forces have mapped every Venezuelan blade of grass, over decades of training exercises in Venezuela… and in Columbia, a surgical strike, to remove him and topple his so-called government, is not even considered a “trying” exercise.

So, go ahead Hugo! Continue to poke the tiger with your stick. Eventually, the tiger will turn on you… and gobble you up… oil wells and all!

Hugo, do you remember hearing about the Panamanian “Strongman” Noriega? Well, he is now enjoying a well-earned vacation in Florida, all expenses paid, in a US Federal Prison!

Care to join him, Hugo?


In the meantime, El Presidente, you might want to check the tilt of your tinfoil hat. It appears to have slipped just a tad!

Longstreet

8 comments:

TexasFred said...

One shot, one kill, only one problem...

We gotta have a POTUS with the BALLS to give the order...

Winston Smith said...

You must be one of the densest dolts I've ever seen. The United States has already been involved in one coup attempt against Chavez, for Dubya why not try another, or a full scale invasion before the '06 or '08 elections to displace other issues from the voters' attention. Also Chavez is not a dictator he's been elected at least twice, with fewer irregularities than either of Dubya's elections.

Unknown said...

What I find not so shocking, is as they support a sicko like Ward Churchill, many lefty bloggers I've read today seem to be supporting Chavez. CHAVEZ????? You godda be kiddin' me.

Longstreet said...

"Also Chavez is not a dictator he's been elected at least twice, with fewer irregularities than either of Dubya's elections.
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This, folks, is the reason we are in such trouble as a nation! Ignorance of the real world.

Sean, Hitler was elected, too. I suppose he wasn't a dictator, either???

When you get a little "life experience" come visit us again.

Kevin said...

I would be curious to see how Venezuela under Hugo compares to America under Bush. Anyways, why shouldn't Hugo fear a US invasion? His country does have oil. Citgo is from Venezuela. They provide the only competition, if any, to Exxon Mobil or Philips 66. What would happen if we seized the oil reserves? It would be greatly appreciated by the CEOs of those two corporations.

Longstreet said...

"Anyways, why shouldn't Hugo fear a US invasion? His country does have oil. Citgo is from Venezuela. They provide the only competition, if any, to Exxon Mobil or Philips 66. What would happen if we seized the oil reserves? It would be greatly appreciated by the CEOs of those two corporations.
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The point is, I'll go slow here... They have such a pitiful military, and we already have so much intel on him, and his country, it wouldn't be much trouble to take him, and his government, out in what might appear to be a serious accident.

As far as being appreciative for the US taking his oil... heck, I'd appreciate it... as all drivers would... at least those who are honest!

Anonymous said...

The point is, I'll go slow here... They have such a pitiful military, and we already have so much intel on him, and his country, it wouldn't be much trouble to take him, and his government, out in what might appear to be a serious accident.
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Just like the military in Iraq? Just like our Iraqy intelligence? Would you really trust these boobs with American soldiers' lives again? Look Chavez had a deal to sell us oil at $30.00 /barrel, on agreement we would back him in an effort to weaken the Saudi's position in Opec by supporting surveys to prove that he has more oil than the Saudis do. There was a hand-shake deal with Clinton and oil would have stayed at or below $30.00 /barrel. Since this would have undermined Prince Bendar "Bush" and the bathrobe wearing elite that are Bushes' families closest friends, we now have to hate this guy. Especially since Exxon was one of Bushes biggest supporters, now thanks in part to the war in Iraq, Bush helped inflate their holdings over 200%....... mmm sounds a little "fishy" to me.

Anonymous said...

As far as being appreciative for the US taking his oil... heck, I'd appreciate it... as all drivers would... at least those who are honest!
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How imperialistic of you.... Once Exxon got it, do you think we would get it for nothing? Our military is NOT a tool of corporate America. Why not have the Dept. of energy sieze Exxon and Phillips, Fire the board of directors, destroy all the stock the stock holders have and not worry about making billions in profits? Gas could be dirt cheap if they made the oil companies more streamlined, and less top heavy.... shoot the people who actually do the work and labor producing gasoline could even get a little raise and we could pay $1.00/ gallon.